Simple Pimple McNerd is a customer satisfaction driven hosting company that bridges the gap for businesses to get online with style and class.
We know hosting and building a site from scratch can be daunting. Our intentions is to host your website without all the "nerd" words. We have options that will fit any hosting needs. In general local businesses do not need "unlimited" anything. Additionally "unlimited" disk and bandwidth claims are in fact a lie. It's like buying paint with a lifetime guarantee (impossible). Your average blog is around 120mb. We provide you with your choice of hosting plan and almost 5000 free templates to easily build your site. If you're busy building your business ask us, we can design and build a website for you for a fee. Answers are generally free because if you aint making bacon neither are we!!!
In the beginning of building your site keep it simple, then add on more advanced features periodically.
If you have a site built and ready for us to host it you can check how much space you'll need by going to the website folder on your computer in Windows. Usually if you just built it the default location of your website can be found at start-documents-my websites or you may have saved it on your desktop. To find your hosting storage needs just click on the folder-right-click, choose ?Properties.? In the pop up window under "general" tab look for "size on disk" your site will read different than mine but look something like this 18.8MB (MB= Mega Bytes). There ya go!
Keep in mind that you may want to add some files to your web page in the future. Therefore, you should allow for some extra storage when signing up for our web hosting service, so that new content and files will fit on the server as well. Buying into our web host offers you increased storage when it is necessary. A good rule of thumb is to buy at least 50% more storage than your website initially needs.
So that's it for now. Need more information? Don't hesitate to ask!
Domain Names
We offer you domain name registrations, renew and transfer through our company.
In a conscious effort to let you know it's less expensive to do it on your own. However, you have to keep up with the yearly registration fees schedule. We can keep all these procedures and task updated for you.
Here is a list of ICANN accredited registrars (we know the good ones). It's free for us to help you but it is good for you to learn how DNS registrars work. Short answer is all domain names have to be registered yearly/separately eventually through ICANN who is the governing entity of all domain names to keep duplicate domain names from registering among other "keeping tabs on you" task. It is not possible to start a domain name without ICANN knowing about it.
You will be asked during signup of our services if you want to register your domain name through us or do it on your own. McNerd@SimplePimpleMcNerd.com
Package Features:
Huge Features List
E-Commerce, Blogs, Wordpress, PHP, SSL Certs, Front Page, Stream Video and much more.
Making Hosting Simple For You
Site Builder, Website Templates (4500), We Design Sites, 30 Day Moneyback, No Contract, Free Setup